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It came. It came!

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- Okay. - Open it.

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- Oh... - Careful, Rett,
careful.

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Oh...oh...

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"Dear Seretta and LouAnne,

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"I am pleased

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"to inform you that your Cheesy
Burger Bites recipe

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"is the grand prize winner..."

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- What? - Aah!

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"As a restaurateur and lover

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"of the culinary arts, I am
thrilled

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"to be a part of this amazing
event."

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Oh--oh...

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"Please join me..." Oh!

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"At the awards ceremony
featuring a concert..."

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- Ha! - "By my band.

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"Rock on, Johnny Depp.

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"Asterisk: airfair not
included."

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Oh...

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I can't believe it!

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Oh, can you believe it? Can you
believe it?

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I want to hold it.

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both: We're going to the
concert!

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Lou, you know what this means?

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Everything's gonna change.

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- This is our chance. - Our
chance.

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After the concert, the Depper's
gonna meet us,

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and he's gonna ask us to be...

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both: His personal chefs.

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Lunch Ladies, my ass!

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Yeah!

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Order! Order!

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Order! Order!

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Fuck me.

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I'd rather eat a tampon.

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Hey, hey.

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Rett, Rett, keep your eye on the
prize.

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Ladies, this is Principal
Grossfetig.

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I simply cannot allow these
subpar lunches to continue.

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What a load of donkey shit!

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Sir, sir, we are-- we are doing
our best.

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We're giving 100%, but...

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we can't be at the top of our
game

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if our parts ain't fresh.

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Ladies...

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a real chef can create a
masterpiece

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from what's at hand. Bottom
line...

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you're not working up to Melvin
High potential.

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If lunch doesn't improve
tomorrow,

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for Surprise Friday,

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I have no choice but to replace
you with vending machines.

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I hope you understand, Lunch
Ladies.

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We're chefs, not Lunch Ladies!

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Fuck you, Melvin High!

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Johnny wants us!

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We are out of here!

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Rett! Rett, Rett, Rett, honey,

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we cannot lose our jobs.

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We buy that airfare,

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and get to the concert.

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Oh...

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Johnny's concert.

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Asterisk.

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Airfare...not included.

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Goddamn it!

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Aah!

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Oh!

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Oh...

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Hey, Lunch Lady.

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That is the ugliest shirt I have
ever seen.

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Is that your dad, Lunch Lady?

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It's Johnny Depp,

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and he's hiring us to be his
personal chefs.

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Uh-huh. Congrats.

75
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But, seriously...

76
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do you guys masturbate to him?

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Everybody wants to know.

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Don't...

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push...

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me.

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Oh, fuck.

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Now I know why your food always
tastes like shit.

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It's got Lunch Lady Johnny jizz
all over it.

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Aah!

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Hm.

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Goddamn kids.

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Aah!

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I, uh...

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I-I did something...

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bad.

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Hold it together. Shh!

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Quiet. Shh.

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- What are you thinking? - Oh.

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Do you think Johnny's gonna want
us to be his personal chefs

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when he finds out about this? -
I'm sorry!

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- Ugh!

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[cries]

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Hold it together.

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Shh, shh, shh.

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Hey, look at that.

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Melvin High potential, ladies.

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both: Yes, Principal Grossfetig.

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Oh!

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[blows nose]

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God, shut up and let me think!

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We're going to the pokey,

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and we'll never meet the Depper!

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Wait a minute.

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Wait...

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a...

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minute.

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W.W.J.D.

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both: What would Johnny do?

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A lot more blood than a raccoon.

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a I feel you a

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a Johnny Depp a

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Good morning, Melvin High
Ferrets.

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Seniors, graduation gowns are
in.

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So please visit the Jostens rep
in room 107.

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And remember, cash only.

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Whoever stole that rug that was
in front of

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Ms. Crispin's desk, please
return it.

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It really tied the room
together.

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And lastly, for lunch today,

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it's Surprise Friday!

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I don't know.

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Maybe we should have tasted it
first.

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I mean, what if--

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Rett! You're driving me crazy.

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"Brought both flowers and fruit,

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"But ripen'd in far distant
plains,

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"Where warmer far the sunbeams
shoot,

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"Where a more bounteous nature
reigns.

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"Her g--"

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Ahh.

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Lou, whatever happens,

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we stick together.

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Right?

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both: Sisters forever.

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Johnny forever.

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Wah. Wah.

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Those are the most beautiful
pies I have ever seen.

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Order! Order!

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Form a line!

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

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That's mine!

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- Give it to me! - Mmm!

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both: We're going to the
concert!

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We're going to the concert!

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Ladies? Hm.

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00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:06,225
Today, you not only met Melvin
High potential...

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Mm, mm.

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00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:09,763
You exceeded it.

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00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,137
I don't know what you Lunch
Ladies did differently today,

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but keep it up.

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both: Yes, sir!

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00:19:53,603 --> 00:20:00,235
One new message received today
at 22:01.

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00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:01,685
Tommy...

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00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:04,727
Stop ignoring these calls
please,

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00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:09,394
Iave been very patient with you
but my patience is running out.

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I canat talk Ellie Iam at
work...

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You said you would be home early
tonight.

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[baby crying]

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Yeah sorry about that, something
came up

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and thereas loads of paperwork
and I'm sitting here

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in the office and I'm thinking;
if I can get this done now

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I wonat have to come in on
Saturday

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and we can have the weekend
together;

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just you me and the baby

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and weall get a takeaway and
weall sit and watch the telly

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and weall cuddle on the sofa,
howas that?

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Aw you bloody charmer,

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they better give you a decent
bonus this year

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with all these late nights you
are doing

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At this time of night? Just a
minute!

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All These extra hours are going
to be worth it love

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aCos weall take him to
Disneyland,

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will be his first time on a
plane,

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imagine that?

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Listen, Iam going to have to go,
I'll be home soon though okay,

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love you darling.

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love you too

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See you

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00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:43,040
Bye. - Bye..

187
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,035
You forget something darling ...

188
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,203
Aww, Tommy thatas a nice way to
greet me.

189
00:22:10,782 --> 00:22:12,201
You donat get called nice things
in this line of work.

190
00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:15,325
Yeah, Yeah, I was going to get
back to you actually... um...

191
00:22:16,781 --> 00:22:17,365
itas been a bit full on with the
new baby and everything..

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00:22:18,656 --> 00:22:21,367
Iam not interested Tommy! We had
an agreement, didnat we?

193
00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,948
And youare two weeks late with
your payments

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and that pisses me off a you
understand?

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00:22:27,155 --> 00:22:29,199
Yeah, I know, youave been fair.
Really, really fair and er..

196
00:22:30,571 --> 00:22:32,990
itas just been very, very tough
since I lost my job,

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the company downsized and had to
let me go and um, you know...

198
00:22:38,611 --> 00:22:40,404
itas been really tough, but itas
fine, itas okay, acoz, erm,

199
00:22:43,526 --> 00:22:46,446
Iam working now um, Iam in a
factory packing boxes,

200
00:22:47,692 --> 00:22:49,277
in fact I canat really stay on
the phone, so er...

201
00:22:51,774 --> 00:22:54,903
So, youare on a job yeah? That
means youare earning doesnat it?

202
00:22:56,857 --> 00:22:58,358
So, I might have to come down
and pay you a visit.

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00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:00,899
Any way Tommy, you best get back
to

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00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,357
your job and your very quiet
factory,

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00:23:05,105 --> 00:23:07,065
because you have a wife and baby
to take care of...

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00:23:38,681 --> 00:23:39,140
Ellie, make it quick love ...

207
00:23:41,181 --> 00:23:41,848
Right, where the hell are you
Tommy?

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00:23:43,514 --> 00:23:44,015
I already told you Iam at work
...

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00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:48,683
Donat you bloody lie to me, why
did Sarah just drop a load of

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00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,180
your stuff off from the office
Tommy,

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00:23:52,179 --> 00:23:53,138
she says she hasnat seen you in
6 months.

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00:23:54,095 --> 00:23:54,596
Ellie please, wait... a 6
fucking months!

213
00:24:15,549 --> 00:24:16,049
Yeah?

214
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,342
Oh, dear Tommy, what have you
been up to?

215
00:24:21,797 --> 00:24:24,967
Your missus looks very upset,
very upset indeed!

216
00:24:26,505 --> 00:24:27,590
I might have to make sure sheas
alright...

217
00:24:39,794 --> 00:24:40,170
Tommy whatas going on?

218
00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:42,336
Ellie, I want you to listen to
me very, very carefully. - What?

219
00:24:42,918 --> 00:24:43,586
I want you to get Zak

220
00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,795
and I want you and him to go to
your mums now, okay?

221
00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:47,710
Why?

222
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:48,877
What was that?

223
00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:50,168
Ellie whatas going on?

224
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:51,709
Someoneas trying to break into
the house...

225
00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:53,001
Ellie, listen to me, get Zak,

226
00:24:54,332 --> 00:24:56,001
shout out the fucking bathroom
window, someone will hear you!

227
00:24:56,874 --> 00:24:57,791
Iam calling the police! - GO
NOW!

228
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,292
What? Jesus fucking Christ

229
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:02,958
Tommy, what the fuck have you
done? What have you done?

230
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,540
Shh shh itas okay... it's okay.
It's okay..

231
00:25:07,538 --> 00:25:09,165
Tommy their breaking in, where
are you?

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00:25:12,288 --> 00:25:12,872
Theyare in the house!

233
00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:14,788
Please Tommy! - I canat, I
canat. I fucking canat!

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00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:17,204
Shhh Shhh itas alright, it's
alright..

235
00:25:18,494 --> 00:25:20,955
listen mummyas just playing a
silly game, everythingas fine,

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00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:24,705
shh shh come here, itas okay...

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00:25:25,784 --> 00:25:27,119
Tommy I donat care whatas
happening,

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I just need you to come home.

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00:25:29,617 --> 00:25:30,326
Please will you just come home.

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00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:32,617
Oh, fuck it!

241
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:34,450
Please Tommy...

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00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,075
Shh... Shh...Come here, Shh..
Sh..

243
00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:47,286
Shh... Shh...Come here, Shh..
itas okay, itas okay, itas okay!

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00:25:58,444 --> 00:28:24,131
Come on Tommy, please... hurry
up...

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